Owning and operating a small business can be stressful and money is usually at the center of every struggle. Fortunately, there is an answer. For fast funding, Quikstone Capital provides business cash advances. For stress relief, we’ve compiled the following 10 jokes about money.
1. “The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money." – IRS auditor - Humoropedia
2. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. – One Line Fun
3. What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny. – Jokes 4 Us
4. Why is dough another word for money? Because everyone kneads it. – Jokes 4 Us
5. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty. – Free Funny Jokes
6. A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year. – Quote Speak
7. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. – Surfer Sam
8. Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest. – A Joke A Day
9. I went to my bank's ATM to check my balance... It printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles. – A Joke A Day
10. “I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.”— Clinton Jones – Partners 4 Prosperity
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