--- title: 10 Jokes For Small Business Owners description: Owning and operating a small business can be stressful and money is usually at the center of every struggle. Fortunately, there is an answer, fast funding image: https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hubfs/Screen%20Shot%202022-11-16%20at%2012.34.30%20PM.png --- [![Merchant Cash Advance](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Combo-11.png?width=200&name=Web-Combo-11.png "Merchant Cash Advance")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) [![Merchant Cash Advances](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Color2.png?width=738&name=Web-Color2.png "Merchant Cash Advances")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) # Merchant Cash Advance Blog # 10 Jokes For Small Business Owners Posted by [Karen Erdelac](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/merchant-cash-advance-blog/author/karen-erdelac) on Nov 21, 2022 - [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) ![10 Jokes For Small Business Owners](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Screen%20Shot%202022-11-16%20at%2012.34.30%20PM.png?width=737&height=485&name=Screen%20Shot%202022-11-16%20at%2012.34.30%20PM.png)There is no question that owning and operating a small business can be stressful. Money is often at the center of every struggle, which can make it challenging to keep your head above water. Fortunately, there is an answer: fast funding provided by [Quikstone Capital.](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/business-cash-advances-business-loan-alternative) We understand the challenges you're facing, and we're here to help. For stress relief, we've compiled the following 10 jokes about money. **1.** “The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money." – IRS auditor - [Humoropedia](https://humoropedia.com/money/#Qje7UJjv7UGdSV4I.99) **2.** If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. – [One Line Fun](https://onelinefun.com/money/2/) **3.** What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny. – [Jokes 4 Us](http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html) **4.** Why is dough another word for money? Because everyone kneads it. – [Jokes 4 Us](http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html) **5.** What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty. – [Free Funny Jokes](https://free-funny-jokes.com/funny-money-jokes/) **6.** A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year. – [Quote Speak](http://www.quotespeak.com/professional-quotes/money-quotes/top-50-jokes-money-one-liners/2/) **7.** In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." - Kathleen Norris –[My Fave Quotes](https://www.myfavequotes.co.uk/quote/kathleen-norris-living-cost/) **8.** Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest. – [A Joke A Day](https://www.ajokeaday.com/categories/money-jokes) **9.** I went to my bank's ATM to check my balance... 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