--- title: 10 Jokes For The Small Business Owner description: Owning and operating a small business can be stressful and money is usually at the center of every struggle. Fortunately, there is an answer. image: https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hubfs/Young%20businessman%20holding%20a%20cardboard%20with%20a%20smiley%20face%20on%20it%20in%20front%20of%20his%20head.jpeg --- [![Merchant Cash Advance](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Combo-11.png?width=200&name=Web-Combo-11.png "Merchant Cash Advance")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) [![Merchant Cash Advances](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Color2.png?width=738&name=Web-Color2.png "Merchant Cash Advances")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) # Merchant Cash Advance Blog # 10 Jokes For The Small Business Owner Posted by [Karen Erdelac](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/merchant-cash-advance-blog/author/karen-erdelac) on Aug 31, 2021 - [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) ![10 Jokes For The Small Business Owner](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Young%20businessman%20holding%20a%20cardboard%20with%20a%20smiley%20face%20on%20it%20in%20front%20of%20his%20head.jpeg?width=1000&name=Young%20businessman%20holding%20a%20cardboard%20with%20a%20smiley%20face%20on%20it%20in%20front%20of%20his%20head.jpeg)Owning and operating a small business can be stressful and money is usually at the center of every struggle. Fortunately, there is an answer. For fast funding, Quikstone Capital provides business cash advances. For stress relief, we’ve compiled the following 10 jokes for the small business owner. 1. "Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing."  [Love To Know](https://best.lovetoknow.com/Best_Business_Jokes) 2. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.– [Small Biz Trends](https://smallbiztrends.com/2017/08/sfw-jokes.html) 3. Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business. – [Free Funny Jokes](https://free-funny-jokes.com/funny-business-jokes/) 4. Why is dough another word for money? Because everyone kneads it. – [Jokes 4 Us](http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html) 5. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty. – [Free Funny Jokes](https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-money-jokes.html) 6. 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