As a small business owner, your days can be filled with tasks, stress and paperwork.  It’s important that you keep your sense of humor and avoid taking life too seriously. The trials that a small business owner deals with on a daily basis can be hard to relate to for people that are not in the industry. Here are some great jokes to share with your small business owner colleagues.

So how many employees are working in your company?
Approximately half of them...

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that today is Tuesday.

I used to own a paper business but it folded.

Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.

Why did the banker eat lunch by himself?
Because he was a loaner.

I got fired from the orange juice factory because I couldn’t concentrate.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,

which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

4 million are in the Armed Forces,

which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. 

There are 188,000 in hospitals,

so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. 

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. 

That leaves Just two people to do the work. You and me. 

And you're just sitting there reading jokes all day!