We all know that running a small business can be stressful. That's why it's so important to take time out of your busy day to laugh. Here are a dozen bakery jokes that will make bakery owners and their customers smile.
The Walking Bread.
2. What does a baker say to a friend after doing him a favor?It’s the yeast I could do.
3. How do you spot a radical baker?They are always going against the grain.
4. What did the baker say to her kids?It’s way past your breadtime.
5. What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?The upper crust.
6. Why did the two slices of bread leave the bakery.They wanted to grow mold together.
7. What does the baker do when he’s finished baking?Loaf around.
8. Why did the baker go to jail?Because he was caught beating an egg.
9. What is a baker’s favorite Beatles song?“Loaf is all you knead.”
10. How does the baker tell her husband she’s pregnant?I’ve got a bun in the oven.
11. Why couldn’t the baker create an online shop?Because he deleted all his cookies.
12. How does the baker package bread?He baguettes it.
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