--- title: A Baker’s Dozen Of Bakery Jokes description: We all know that running a small business can be stressful. That's why it's so important to take time out of your busy day to laugh. 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Here are a baker's dozen of jokes that will make bakery owners and their customers smile. 1. I used to work in a bakery, but I didn’t really enjoy it. I just kneaded the dough. 1. Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but the business is toast. 1. What is a baker’s favorite type of dog? Pure Bread Dough-bermann. 1. How does a German baker greet his customers? Gluten tag 1. Why are bakers great at baseball? They make the best batters.\ 1. What do you call an Italian baker who gives backrubs? A Tira-masseuse. 1. French pasty bakers are scary. They give me the crepes. 1. What is a baker’s favorite tree? A pastry. 1. Insulting bakers is fun. You can really get a rise out of them. 1. Why don’t insurance agents like bakers? They are far too whisk-y. 1. Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? The relationship was crumbling. 1. How does the baker court his sweetheart? With lots of flours. 1. What did the baker say to the psychic? You bread my mind. 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