We all know that running a small business can be stressful. That's why it's so important to take time out of your busy day to laugh. Here are a baker's dozen of jokes that will make bakery owners and their customers smile.
- I used to work in a bakery, but I didn’t really enjoy it.
I just kneaded the dough.
- Did you hear about the fire at the bakery?
No one was hurt but the business is toast.
- What is a baker’s favorite type of dog?
Pure Bread Dough-bermann.
- How does a German baker greet his customers?
Gluten tag
- Why are bakers great at baseball?
They make the best batters.\
- What do you call an Italian baker who gives backrubs?
A Tira-masseuse.
- French pasty bakers are scary.
They give me the crepes.
- What is a baker’s favorite tree?
A pastry.
- Insulting bakers is fun.
You can really get a rise out of them.
- Why don’t insurance agents like bakers?
They are far too whisk-y.
- Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend?
The relationship was crumbling.
- How does the baker court his sweetheart?
With lots of flours.
- What did the baker say to the psychic?
You bread my mind.
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