--- title: Friday Funnies To Kick Start The Weekend! description: Welcome to the weekend! It's time to put the work week to bed and kick off the weekend with some good laughs. Whether you're a small business owner or an image: https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hubfs/Screenshot%202024-11-01%20at%2011.02.53%20AM.png --- [![Merchant Cash Advance](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Combo-11.png?width=200&name=Web-Combo-11.png "Merchant Cash Advance")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) [![Merchant Cash Advances](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/_Website/Logos/Web-Color2.png?width=738&name=Web-Color2.png "Merchant Cash Advances")](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/) # Merchant Cash Advance Blog # Friday Funnies To Kick Start The Weekend! Posted by [Karen Erdelac](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/merchant-cash-advance-blog/author/karen-erdelac) on Nov 1, 2024 - [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) ![Screenshot 2024-11-01 at 11.02.53 AM](https://www.quikstonecapital.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Screenshot%202024-11-01%20at%2011.02.53%20AM.png?width=737&height=483&name=Screenshot%202024-11-01%20at%2011.02.53%20AM.png)Welcome to the weekend! It's time to put the work week to bed and kick off the weekend with some good laughs. Whether you're a small business owner or an employee, it's time to take a break from the hustle and bustle of daily life and enjoy some much-needed comic relief. Have a good chuckle and relax - after all, that's what Fridays were made for. Q: What do you call a business owner who only works on weekends? A: A Weekend Warrior!   Q: Why did the entrepreneur take out a loan from the bank? A: He wanted to make some interest-ing decisions.   Q: How did the small business owner get his employees motivated? A: With incentives and bonuses!   Q: What did one small business owner joke when asked how she was doing? A: "It's been a long day, so I don't even want to talk shop!"   Q: How does a small business entrepreneur show his friends he made it big? A: He says, "I finally got an office with a view!"   Q: What did the small business owner say when asked how his venture was going? A: "I'm taking it one step at a time, but I'm hoping for big things!"   Q: What does a small business owner tell her employees every day? A: "Let's keep churning out those great ideas and making this business hum!"   Q: What did the small business owner say when asked about his future plans? A: "I'm aiming to build a bigger and better enterprise!"   Q: What does a small business owner hope for at the end of every day? A: "I'm hoping for some positive cash flow!"   Q: What did the small business owner say when asked why he started his own venture? 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