Saint Patrick's Day Jokes

Posted by Karen Erdelac on Mar 17, 2023

Saint Patrick's Day JokesSaint Patrick's Day jokes are a great way to celebrate the holiday with friends and family. There's something for everyone, whether you're looking for something lighthearted or a bit more on the humorous side. Jokes about leprechauns, pots of gold, shamrocks, and saying "top o' the morning" can all be found in this collection of Saint Patrick's Day gags.

So get your Irish spirit going and have some fun with these funny Saint Patrick's Day jokes. Who knows? Maybe you'll even learn something new about Ireland. Here's wishing you luck finding the perfect joke to share.


Q: What did the leprechaun say when he found his gold?

A: "Oh, me pot of gold at last!"


Q: What do you call a fake Irishman?

A: An impish-shamrock!


Q: What did one shamrock say to the other?

A: "Are you coming out of that cloverleaf anytime soon?"


Q: How did the leprechaun earn his living?

A: Making ends meet.


Q: Why is it hard for a leprechaun to find his way around town?

A: Because he doesn't have any GPS!


Q: Why don't you iron a four-leaf clover? 

A: Because you don't want to press your luck!


Q: How does an Irishman start a parade? 

A: By throwing out the accordion player!


Q: Why did the Irishman wear a coat to bed? 

A: Because he was cold, not bold!


Q: Where do leprechauns go when they're angry? 

A: The 'rainbow' road!


Q: What is green and hops around all day? 

A: A frog wearing shamrocks!


Q: Why didn't St Patrick drive out all of the snakes from Ireland?

A: He couldn't get a taxi!


Q: Why don't you give an Irishman a snowball? 

A: Because it might melt in his pocket!


Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Sláinte! (Cheers!) Enjoy the day, and share your favorite jokes with friends and family. Have a wonderful time celebrating the luck of the Irish!

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