Owning a restaurant or bar can be stressful and time consuming. In order to enjoy your business and maintain your passion, it’s important to have a sense of humor. Here are our top ten clean restaurant and bar jokes.

1. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

2. A bear walked into a restaurant and looks at the waiter and says “I’d like a grilled................cheese.”. The waiter said, “what’s with the big pause?”. He said, “I’m a bear!”

3. When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him

the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

  "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

  "Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

  "I don't care what it's been," he replied. "What is it now?"

4. Q: Why was the pickle given the top shelf in the kitchen cooler?

A: The chef thought it was kind of a big dill.

5. How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

6. At a restaurant where I worked, a group of four sat at a table and ordered drinks while they read their menus. When I brought the refreshments, one slipped from my fingers, landed back on my tray but then toppled, spilling its contents onto one of the customers. After the initial shock of the cold drink soaking her, the customer immediately exclaimed, "Looks like this round’s on me!

7. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter

8. A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”

The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

9. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

10. So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey. This is a singles bar.”