Owning a salon can be very rewarding, but just like any other business, it can get stressful. A little humor can go a long way. Here are our top ten jokes for salon owners.
- People always ask why my trips to the salon are so quick. I take the shortcut.
- Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers? He was dreading it
- What do you call a good hair stylist? A shear delight.
- Hairdressers, like bartenders, are expected to lend a sympathetic ear as needed. One Friday morning a regular customer came in, sat down and, as I flung the cape around her neck, asked, "Now where did I leave off last week?"
- What is the perfect hair style for a gunslinger? Bangs.
- In the news... There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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- What's a hairdresser's favorite Christmas song?' Oh comb all ye faithful'
- Rule #1: The Hairdresser is always right! Rule #2: If there is any doubt, please refer to Rule #1.
