Keeping Your Sense of Humor During Election Season

Posted by Karen Erdelac on Sep 23, 2016

Keeping Your Sense of Humor During Election SeasonElection season can be a time of great animosity and contention between coworkers and families.  Keeping your sense of humor during this time and not allowing it to affect your business is extremely important.  While everyone is sure to have different views on the presidential candidates, enjoying a good laugh is something we all have in common.  As a side note, using humor during this time to market your business and draw in website visitors is also a great idea.  Holding events that revolve around debates and other election events can be a great way to draw in customers.  Be sure not to choose sides as you don’t want to alienate faithful customers.

1. America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

4. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

5. I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

6. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

7. If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President

8. I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected

Keeping Your Sense of Humor During Election Season9. Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

10. The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

11. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

12. 'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.' -Joseph Levine

13. George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles. -Author Unknown

14. If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it. —Mark Twain

15. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. —Joseph Stalin

16. If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does … then someone will buy them — and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them. —Juan Cole

17. Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. —Gore Vidal

Keeping a light and fun atmosphere can go a long way towards employee satisfaction and productivity.  The elections season also represents and opportune moment to take advantage of television specials such as debates and rallies to host events.  If you’re looking to put on an event during this election season but don’t have the funding to do so, consider a merchant cash advance from Quikstone Capital Solutions to keep this election season fun and profitable.Apply Now

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